The background music is not much in this game. For hanging out his clothes? No, for pinning his nose shut so he could stand the stink of living in a giant cow patty. And what did CowPattyMan invent? The clothespin. That would really have impressed his wife and kids. Then some genius would have called him CowPattyMan. What if he had been forced to build his home in giant dinosaur cow patties. Well gosh darn, I guess he was lucky to have caves. But was he called fireman or wheelman or even puddingman, no, caveman. He was even smart enough to know that Jell-O pudding should go into the refrigerator, not the microwave. He developed the use of fire, invented the wheel and understood enough about Global Warming to not invent the internal combustion engine. Wow, the brilliance that only educated people can come up with. How many archaeologists with Phd’s did it take to come up with that? He’s a man and he lives in a cave, let’s call him caveman. Just your standard cave-man existence.įred was a caveman. For now he must look for missing items and fight prehistoric creatures on the way. Probably some peace and quiet, but like most men, that will only come at death. It should have been titled “A Stone Age Henpecked Doofus”.įred is searching for something. So there you have it folks, the game any woman can enjoy. She never tells him what to do, she just tells him what needs to be done. Wilma guides this poor sap throughout the game. Like most husbands, Fred Flintstone doesn’t need a brain. From the Sega Genesis Flintstones instruction manual. Don't be a dodo, Wilma™ is waiting and there’ll be no Brontoburgers™ for you if you fail.

Slate™, won't be on back as you battle beasts to get to the bottom of things. Strange things are happening in Bedrock™ and it's up to you to set things right. Life is never easy, especially in the stone age.

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